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| Place | Name | Team | Bib No | Age | Gender | Age Group | Rnk | Time | Rate | Rnk | Time | Pace | Rnk | Time | Pace | Time |
| 1 | Spinyleg Widow Skimmers | 276 | 43 | M | 1:M 1-99 | 2 | 2:00:13.3 | 20.0mph | 4 | 1:55:57.8 | 9:35/M | 1 | 1:18:01.9 | 5:57/M | 5:14:13.1 | |
| 2 | Players To Be Named At A Later Date | 269 | 50 | M | 2:M 1-99 | 4 | 2:08:23.9 | 18.7mph | 3 | 1:47:06.2 | 8:51/M | 3 | 1:30:03.7 | 6:53/M | 5:25:33.9 | |
| 3 | Not Getting Any Younger | 266 | 59 | M | 3:M 1-99 | 3 | 2:04:53.3 | 19.2mph | 2 | 1:43:54.1 | 8:35/M | 5 | 1:46:32.4 | 8:08/M | 5:35:19.9 | |
| 4 | Instead Racing | 262 | 33 | M | 4:M 1-99 | 1 | 1:56:01.6 | 20.7mph | 10 | 2:29:55.9 | 12:23/M | 2 | 1:23:03.0 | 6:20/M | 5:49:00.6 | |
| 5 | Ham & Cheese | 260 | 59 | M | 5:M 1-99 | 11 | 3:12:16.0 | 12.5mph | 1 | 1:27:21.6 | 7:13/M | 4 | 1:35:58.6 | 7:20/M | 6:15:36.3 | |
| 6 | The Johnson 3 | 278 | 64 | M | 6:M 1-99 | 5 | 2:26:50.3 | 16.3mph | 5 | 1:58:21.0 | 9:47/M | 7 | 1:58:19.1 | 9:02/M | 6:23:30.4 | |
| 7 | There Is No Tri | 280 | 24 | M | 7:M 1-99 | 6 | 2:31:24.4 | 15.9mph | 7 | 2:12:30.7 | 10:57/M | 10 | 2:08:24.4 | 9:48/M | 6:52:19.6 | |
| 8 | Scruffy-Looking Nerf Herders | 275 | 50 | M | 8:M 1-99 | 9 | 2:43:22.8 | 14.7mph | 6 | 2:11:49.1 | 10:54/M | 8 | 2:02:15.8 | 9:20/M | 6:57:27.8 | |
| 9 | We Race For Beer | 284 | 50 | M | 9:M 1-99 | 7 | 2:32:08.5 | 15.8mph | 9 | 2:24:10.7 | 11:55/M | 9 | 2:02:52.0 | 9:23/M | 6:59:11.3 | |
| 10 | Robeys | 274 | 67 | M | 10:M 1-99 | 10 | 2:57:02.0 | 13.6mph | 8 | 2:21:14.0 | 11:40/M | 6 | 1:53:32.1 | 8:40/M | 7:11:48.2 | |
| 11 | Iron Men | 263 | 41 | M | 11:M 1-99 | 8 | 2:34:42.0 | 15.5mph | 11 | 2:44:53.8 | 13:38/M | 11 | 2:09:41.7 | 9:54/M | 7:29:17.5 | |